ruinedchildhood:

Please rise for the national anthem.

boyegasjohn:

My girls have a way of getting into mischief.
Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

"We need a lesbian Coach Carr." - Grey Henson — Queen of Broadway

revengeparty:

Mean Girls | October 23, 2019 | Maria Briggs (u/s Coach Carr, Mathletes Moderator)

Maria the superswing went on for Coach Carr and the Mathletes Moderator tonight and you don’t get to not hear what that sounds like

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jaclcfrost:

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

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thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect anybody’s existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

corvigae:

Somebody: Why don’t you talk or think about literally anything else?

Me:

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tajkajerso:

beholdmybloginator:

i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason

I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.